I wouldn't be surprised if O. J. Simpson wrote a new book

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Greg says:

February 23, 2007 at 10:18 am

Hah! Nice.

Nish says:

February 23, 2007 at 10:22 am

If he did that, he’d be featured on Oprah for sure.

Cooney says:

February 23, 2007 at 2:55 pm

Actually, K-fed’s the father.

old_creepy_guy says:

February 23, 2007 at 6:15 pm

No, K-fed is not the father, neither is O.J.

I Am!!! :-)

Seriously, Raymond, this whole "I am the father" thing is really getting out of hand. Why can’t she just be allowed to R.I.P?

Vorn says:

February 24, 2007 at 5:30 am

No, no.

It’s Darth Vader.

Get it right.

Vorn

Sean W. says:

February 25, 2007 at 11:20 am

That’d never make headlines in the tabloids. If you want them to notice it, include the words "Elvis," or "Bigfoot," or "alien," possibly like this: "If Elvis was the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s alien baby, this is how he would’ve done it. Photos on pp. 5-193." Now *there’s* a headline we can all be proud of :-D

The competition says:

February 25, 2007 at 9:00 pm

A new book with an old story? What kind of thing would that be?

David Pritchard says:

March 5, 2007 at 7:07 pm

You failed to apply O.J. grammar: it should be "If I am the father" or "If I was the father".

John C. Kirk says:

March 9, 2007 at 4:43 am

Apparently you’re being psychic again:

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=40337&in_page_id=7

Date:	February 23, 2007 / year-entry #68
Tags:	non-computer
Orig Link:	https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20070223-02/?p=27873
Comments:	9
Summary:	You know, it's gotten to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if O. J. Simpson wrote a new book titled If I Were the Father of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby. Just saying.

I wouldn’t be surprised if O. J. Simpson wrote a new book