Let there be a grand clubhouse feast!

Date:June 8, 2004 / year-entry #226
Tags:non-computer
Orig Link:https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20040608-00/?p=38973
Comments:    3
Summary:Kenny Mayne is one of the regular anchors for ESPN SportsCenter and for some reason I find this particular home run call hilarious: I am king of the diamond! Let there be a grand clubhouse feast! [WAV] Bring me the finest meats and cheeses throughout the land! - From The SportsCenter Altar multimedia download center....

Kenny Mayne is one of the regular anchors for ESPN SportsCenter and for some reason I find this particular home run call hilarious:

I am king of the diamond! Let there be a grand clubhouse feast! [WAV] Bring me the finest meats and cheeses throughout the land!
— From The SportsCenter Altar multimedia download center.

Here's a whimisical interview where he explains where he got that from [RealAudio].

Another one I like for its understatedness:

<Football player> has decided to tackle people on behalf of the <NFL team>. Terms of the contract are not disclosed, but we believe it has something to do with money.

Actually, I enjoyed just reading through a collection of phrases used by the SportsCenter anchors.

Almost makes me want to watch television.


Comments (3)
  1. MilesArcher says:

    I am amazed at the diversity of your interests

  2. Take Outs for 8 June 2004

  3. Hal says:

    I don’t watch broadcast TV, either. I do watch commercial-free DVD sets, though. That way, the program is the product, not me. (What does broadcast TV sell? What’s its product?) A small fig leaf, but there it is.

    Anyway, I really like <i>The West Wing</i>. And, because I don’t watch things like ESPN, Mr. Mayne might have finally explained to me the following over-the-top outburst from the character Josh, the Deputy Chief-of-Staff:

    <i>"Victory is mine! Victory is mine! Great day in the morning, people, Victory is mine! I drink from the keg of glory! Donna, bring me the finest bagels and muffins in the land."</i>

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